zeroambit:

"S/he" needs to die as way to indicate unknown gender

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my boyfriend cooked dinner for everyone tonight and it was super delicious and I love him so much OMG

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when your friends comfort you but you’re still sad

monetizeyourcat:

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chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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the year according to tumblr

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus

pizzafemme:

if your body positivity has a size limit then we’re gonna have a problem

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unexplained-events:

Dial-up sound (700% slower)

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taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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secretandroid:

(objectivity is a myth perpetuated by the privileged)

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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